Saturday, August 20, 2011

the most offensive post.

alright, i'm not the most social person you know...but get this,i don't have to be one to know what we should/should not say/do to our friends when we're having conversations with them.
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and posting this entry means i am ready to face all the hatred you'll have towards me after reading it,
'cause personally, i don't mind being the psychotic bitch that points out all your flaws to you,
instead of some big-ass bastard who might use it against you in the future.
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1)nothing
"wassup~ wat r u doin?"
"hi..nothing..wat r u doin?"
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i just hate "nothing".
we are never doing "nothing",
even lying down on the floor looking at the ceiling isn't doing "nothing".
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i asked you that question 'cause i care about what you spend your time on,
plus, if I'M the one asking the "what r u doin", it obviously means that i have nothing better to do.
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"nothing" makes me feel...like you're keeping things from me...
i would rather you tell me that you're too occupied and too busy to talk at the moment.
sure, it'll still make me feel bad, but at least i'm no longer barging into things you don't want me to participate in...
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don't you just hate to start a conversation with someone,
and ended up talking mostly about what you did and how you day was,instead of a mutual exchange of information between two parties?
think about it, if i want to talk about MYSELF,why should I go to YOU to do it?
i can just look into the mirror and talk to myself,
right or not.
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i talk to you, because i thought about you,
and is interested to know how you're doing.
in short, you can say that i care about you.
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oh ya, by the way,
i'm the sort of person who would gladly use your weapons against yourself,
if whatever you did offended me in anyway.
reply "nothing" to me once,
and forever i will tell you that i'm doing "nothing" whenever you ask.
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2)announcer
announcing to the world that you just drank a cup of water, or you found a nickel on the floor,
or that you feel hungry.
i have no problem about that, i understand how boredom could make us do random things.
but always emo-ing and telling the world how sad you are,
when you know that it'll only attract attention and you knew that you don't want to talk about it,
that's not ok.
announcing to the world directly/indirectly about something i tell you privately,
that's not ok.
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i tell/ask you things privately,
because i alone wants to know the things i asked you about.
i asked, because i alone am curious, i do not ask things on behalf of the human population.
i speak for myself.
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and it makes me feel like what i said/do, offended you so much that you have to tell the world and explain yourself.
that DOESN'T make me feel good, not at all.
in fact, i feel wronged and violated.
you don't see me pouring my shit out everywhere do you.
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problem is,
people that does these things,
they usually don't understand that these little things they do offends others,
and would usually go ahead and post their feelings up somewhere else for their other friends to see that they're hurt by what I said.
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i understand now why i always ended up as a bad person in the big picture.
fuck.
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what would YOU do, if you tell me something,
and i explain myself, "blablabla..it's ok..blablabla..nothing much...",
then i go off announcing to the world what i really think about what you said.
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3)being the inappropriate private investigator
i have a huge problem with people who wants to get to know me,
but goes off asking all my friends about me,
INSTEAD OF ASKING ME ABOUT MYSELF.
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my friends are my friends,
they ARE NOT me.
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IS THEIR NAME 'KHAW LIN'??
no?
then why the fuck do you go to the other Tom,Dick and Harry to ask about KhawLin??
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as much as i love and appreciate my friends,
i have to tell you honestly that they don't necessarily know me very well.
those that DO know me very well, would know to hold their tongue and tell you to ask the questions you have about me,TO ME. IN MY FACE.
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i don't go to A to ask about B when A isn't even considered a close friend of B to begin with.
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i am pretty much an open book.
provided your questions are appropriate,
i will answer them all sincerely.
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4)cowardly
i pretty much despise those people that says "KhawLin, you always so cool eyh..make me don't dare to approach you nia"
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i am born with a stern face, smiling is tiring for me and it makes my look dumb.
and i definitely am not born to make you like me and approach me like how children approach candy stands.
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if you don't dare to step into the Ice Kingdom, leave.
just don't come up to me and tell me how angry i look,
'cause i can tell you straight up,
I KNOW HOW PISSED OFF I NATURALLY LOOKED.
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i don't need cowards in my life.
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5)the missing "." "..." "~" "?"
i don't know what group of functions do you categorize full-stops, commas etc..
but i know how important it is to use it,
and how empty sentences are without them.
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i appreciate my dots and curve-lines and strokes.
i just don't understand why some people just don't seem to bother to use them.
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6)being ridiculous
when i tell you things...let's say day,time,venue,and plans about an outing,
i expect you to read and digest every detail i give you, before asking further questions.
i expected that much of you because that's exactly what i will do to the messages you send me.
i read, re-read, digest and understand. then i respond.
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i've had cases where i provide every single detail there is to know about something,
and STILL there will be some people who would come and ask me ridiculous questions..
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for example:
me="next thursday we're gonna go watch that A-movie, at 2o'clock, in Gurney Plaza"
ridiculous honey-bum*="what time is the movie?"
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like wtf.
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exhibit 2:
me="alright we're gonna get A a birthday present...B,C and i will share..do you want to join in?it's ok if you don't want to."
ridiculous honey-bum="how much is the budget?"
me="not sure yet"
ridiculous honey-bum="can i not join?i wanna buy myself"
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see what i mean?
sometime i wonder why some people learn to read..
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by the way, cases are fictitious...
if just so happens to match up to whatever experience you've had,
well,
ngam ngam ni.
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what nutty things other honey-bums you know that does and was not mentioned here, it's probably due to the fact that i haven't had the privilege to meet the particular bunch of honey-bums myself.
and i thank Buddha for that.
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one can only handle so much honey-bums in his/her whole stressful life.
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i have an advice to everyone(including myself) though:
if you don't like to be treated in a certain way,
don't do that to others,
and don't be a such a darling little honey-bum to tempt them so much that they ended up treating you exactly how you hate to be treated,
'cause pumpkin, if it was me,
whatever offensive thing you did to me, i will repay your good deed by reciprocating everything you've given to me, back to you. :)
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*honey-bum = my nice way of addressing all the ignorant jackass mother fuckers out there..

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