pronunciations from Pluto

finite= fenet...as in inFINITE.. not FAI-NAIT.
if finite is read as FAI-NAIT, then why is infinite and definite not IN-FAI-NAIT and DEE-FAI-NAIT.
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decade= deh-kate...like,'there~Kate'...not DEE-KATE.
....DEcapitulate-KATE...*then Kate mati. kepala tergolek-golek down the hill*
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*awkward*
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but seriously man,
i know you have experience and the qualifications and all,
you don't have to exaggerate the accents and add the extra 'R' sounds to you words and ruin the minds of innocent students...
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i used to think that my stpm physics' tutor was kind of lame with his signature 'chan-ren' and 'so cruel~',
now i've found the one true master of lame-dome...
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you'll have to be from Pluto to not know what's a Merlion..
'like OMG...'
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kids, watch more TV if you want to learn proper english...
really.